Oh great. a drunken trailer park just pulled onto the lawn that is my life.
"Um no." Came my reply as I tried to keep this Heiniken Soldier from spewing beer-spit all over Kristy and me.
"Ooooh welllllla shya naut?"
Please take your tacky pink flamingos of of my beautifully cultivated kentucky bluegrass.
"I dont drink."
"Ohhhh no-a. I-a betyouz got a boyfrrnd"
Please pick up your cigarette butts from my doorstep.
"No I just dont drink."
"Ohhh wellsa. Whata do youuudoo?
Please go find somewhere else to bathe that isn't my bird bath.
"I go to school in New York City."
"OOOOHH WELLSA IAWORK THEREA"
Please stop stealing my cable.
"Oh, yeah?! THATS GREAT"
"Oh-a. Iawas erjusttryin to talkatoya. You fugggin asshole"
Thank you for vacating the premises. Your rent was over due by 4 months.
Situation Number 2 : Fuck
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